I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this
Ohmygoshhh Ellen <3
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
old sport
Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}
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